Now I'm going to fuck my wife, and she's going to believe that I didn't cheat on her. Will she?

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

Wow, I blushed from orgasm in there while I was jumping on my dick, look at that

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

Where are you? In Sims 4 we already got laid, and I'm sitting here not fucked